Zila Ghaziabad((Dayukon)

Ek tha ladka uska ilaj karwana mushkil tha fir yad aya sapna usne bhut si ladkiyan thi sabne dekhi sabne puchi fir fir aya danda kiska Chambal dakunyon ka use laga chote dakun wo rakh gaye pistol Wagehra aur wo hean kya karun fir shuru hua yudh dono baap me mein apko ho aur ye hun kiski hai wo bola Sehwag rakh gya fir wo match dekhta aur wo harta jata dekhte huye use laga montu bhaiya namaste fir shuru kahani fir ant tha us jagga ka fir ant jagga ka fir ant cbi ka fir ant vivek ka fir ant mohmad ka fir ant jagga ka fir shiru hua asli yudh kya tha sab heran sab ka rishta teh ho gya sab ka matlab sab dakuyun ka wo hi nagri wo hi dakun wo hi shenhsha nikla jo ki dost tha fir kya tha asli dakun asli him asli vivek asli sharab fir shuru chambal yudh wo kha rehte khan hai uske purwaj wo asal dakunyon ke purwaj the sab heran kon the sab me puchon dakuyun ki nagri to nhi usme ek bhagwani thi wo thi jiske aj bhi aise statue hai wo tha asli king wo tha samajwadi party ka asli leader wo harta gya aur aur aur usne ek dum takhta palat diya aj bhi dakun abhi ,aj kal din jashan ka kyunki unki purvaj aa chuki aur wo hi aj ki ek loti purwaj jo ki police walon ki thi🙏

Himalayan

Ek thi ladki ek tha himalya ,shiv ji the kathin pariskha me ab kya shiv ji ne kise yad kiya wo thi ek hi rajkumari ,sabki dulari,sabki shristi karta,shiv ji ,kya kya ,ye sab kya hai,fir kya shiv ji kya karte hai,shivjl ji, dyani shivi, kailash vashi,shiv kya chahte ,ye kya tha shiv ji kya the,ye sab heran,kya hum par bhi shrap,kya shrap,wo hi puja,wo hi shiv,wo hi shristi,wo shiv shiv,wo shiv gyani,to kya hai shiv,kya hai puja,aj btao kya din,hai shiv ki talash,shiv ji kya hai,shiv ji ,kaise hai ,kya hai shivling,jahan pandit hi baithe,koi pandatani nhi,fir kya, hai shiv,for kya kya shristi,fir kya hai shiv ji,fir kya hai shiv ,fir kya jane shiv,namaste,shiv ji,kya hai shiv,hume bhi janna ,kya hai shiv,kha hai kailash,kailash me kya hai shiv,kya hai shiv,bhaiya namaste,hum hai bihari ,hum hai krishna g ke,hume nhi dhundna,kha hai shiv,aj tyohar ,hume nhi pta ,kya tyohar hai🙏

Namate shiv ji ,namaste india,bye bye shiv,kal diwali,fir holi,hum kya enjoy karen,bataon shiv ji

Play school🙏

Ek thi ladki jiska tha naam tha somya fir somya ne kha kya kya play school fir school me kya tha wo hi school ,school me tha wo hi ground,ground me tha wo hi bacha ,bache me the wo hi toilet fir kha karen toilet ye thi samasya wo thi samsaya jo modi aj tak nhi kar paye kha school kitte school kitte bacche kitte toilet ki,kitni shushu kha jaye bacchen ,itne bathroom itni gandi itne school ,itne government teachers kidhar jaye bachen kha karen shushu kha shushu kidhar shushu,chalo tree ke piche,fir Tej shushu,kitne bacche,hazaar bache ,kitne toilet,hazaar toilet,kitni gandgi hazaar gandagi,kha karen shushu ,kidhar karen toilet,fir acha covid ,fir achi ,toilet,bache darte,kha toilet ,kha shushu,chalo toilet ,teacher ke cabin me,kitte teacher 1000 teacher klkitte office 10000 office,namaste india🙏

Moral:Ek thi ladki kitni shushu,kitne bache ,kitni shushu,bas shushu ,ye re bache,ye rhi shushu🙏

Hitler

Ek thi Didi wo thi Hitler ab kya tha didi ne nikali pistol aur Mari goli saaf saaf jake lagi vivek par didi boli kya vivek kya goli fir khatam didi fir khatm yudh kyunki laptop tha khachre kon karen sab ban gaye wo hi khas saheli ko karti thi nafrat aisi didi sab ko de rab ab kya rab rab ek hi hai wo hi Devon ke devon mahadev mahadev namaste hello didi ap sun rhi ho na didi didi na kehna bacho didi kisi ko bhi koi bhi nikal sakti hai kaise bhi lesbian ho ya didi ho kaisi didi kaisi didi kya didi kehna band wo chale jaegi videsh fir kya didi wo didi kabhi nhi ayegi na ane wali didi ab kya didi khatam yudd sab karo didi ko salute aur gayi didi bahar ghumne aur sab heran fir shor sharaba colony me wo hi ho sakti beatiful ya smart ya gorgeous namaste didi nasmate didi namaste india🙏

Moral:Aisi didi sab ko de de kyunki wo amar hai khi bhi jaye kaise jaye hai to dil me ab kya tension didi to didi byee byee didi🙏

Desktop(Didi)

Ek thi Didi uska naam tha desktop uska kam tha didi ki tarah chalna fir didi ne kiya aisa kaam fir shuru hua hungama didi ne laptop khola kholte hi dekha ki kya hai bro ke laptop me didi bhi khudi itti movies wo bhi English subs ke sath fir sab ne dekhi sath me sab friends thi par sab dheere jaan gayi lesbian sab dost due ek hi friend tha uska dost wo tha expert didi ko kaise shant karana wo thi gussel ek sab friends aa gaye sath aur sab dekhte rhe lappy me movies sab enjoy karne lage movies kya tha bas movies thodi waise English jante hai sab bade bade Ghar me bhi kya password rakhna ,samaj gaye ap,sab bacche jante hai kaise Hollywood pragati ,censored ,lekin show off nhi ,india me kyun censored 🙏

Moral:Lekin wo desktop ya lappy jo bhi tha didi ke pass kachre ki tarah pada hai faik diya bhar bas ye hi kehna tha kisi ka personal dekh kar kholo chaye password ho ya na ho🙏