Poem kuch kuch(😊)

Once time in Calcutta catcutta,

Kolkota ho gya bro,

Ab hindi me poem,Mumbai based kuch kuch bache hai bahar😊.

Ek thi mumbai police wo gayi police poliece,

police me the kolkota ka driver πŸ™usne dekha ek sapna bada,.

Sapna tha bada ki ban gya HawaldarπŸ™,hawaldar bante hi inspector dindin me,

Possible ko impossible chod gya,

Wah wah kolkota police mumbai mumbai mumbai policeπŸ™

Abhi starting hai poem ki bad me kavitayein wo hi Shailesh wali,wah wah kya bat hai ,bacche dur,chal bhosdike kya patake diwali hai,sahi me durπŸ™

Kha tha mai,mumbai mumbai sanjay dutt ki,don mumbai ka aur mumbai police ki wah re wah,calcutta kha aur mumbai khaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mumbai wale hoshiyar ye hain zila Ghaziabad,ye hai zila dakunyon ka sab jhut sab jhutπŸ™Wah wah

Ek hi bar me us Hawaldar se sab ka band sa baja diyaπŸ™

Moral:Ye hai Mumbai aur kolkota dono mile huye hai aur wo londa aur khi ka nhi up police ka tha πŸ™

Thi bas❀️

Thi bas kya thi bas ,ye hai khani sache rishte ki ab suno kahani ,kya hi sacha pyar bas sab shant aur bache dur matlab sab sunte hai meri khani shi me itna acha likhta hu colony me faila whoah hai ,kaise pehle story ye bad ki bat,wo ladki meri rishtedari se alag hai jisse meri shadi teh hone wali hai ab kya tha teh to teh an mithai,bas ye tha asli Heera jo ki sab talash rahe the ,namaste sabko,sath me colony walo ko bji, kyunki bache hai shaitan hai shor machaye hai isliye sahi me dur raho bacho is story par ,mai likhta hu ab ,bas aisa tha sab the shant bas ek halki si muskarahat ayi sab ke chehre par aur boli hi bas,hi se hi rokte khade ye kya hai,ye virginity hai boys ki ,sab heran the ,ye kaise wo hi mastubartion wgrah,sab heran the sab dekhna chahte the usko kaisi hai ,lekin wo ladka aj tak kisi ladki ke hath nhi laga ,wo tha sharmilaπŸ™Bas khani shuru bas mili wo bus me dekha hi kiya aur niche fir shor aur shor aur wo bacha har gya namaste uncle g keh kar chala gya ,bas jabhi se aisa kiya usne uncle kehna bhul gaye bas bhaiya hi kehne lage sab wo kya tha wo hi sallu bhai πŸ™πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,bas ant hai ant hai ant hai ,wo aur sharmila ho gya ,virgin aur virgin se ,namste uncle g,bas hello g par aa gaye,khani sidhi nhi to padhi ultiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,wo ladki aj bhi uske sapne me ati hai aur bas kehti hai love you beta,aisa keh kar chali jati hai ,ye gym bakwas laga aur ab body chalu ,akhir kon hai wo ,aisi jo use bhi log dhekhte aur use bhi sab dekhte πŸ™,bas ab ant hai is kahani ka, namaste uncle kehne lag gye bache aur wo bada hua aur sapna band hua aur hahha ki khusi lehar dhodiii bas,aur sab ek rishte me han keh diya dono ne jab aye wo hi bicholiyan,in hindi,angrezi bekar hai,bas ha kha dono me fon par bas sab chod bache bhi khush aur colony wale bhi khushπŸ™

Moral:Ladka ladki mili to sachi nhi to aur bhi sachi aur mili to sachi sachiπŸ™

Yha sidha ek word hai aur wha ek hi sidha hai,bas wo hi us bicholiye ko pehchanna haiπŸ™

πŸ–€ Black

Ek tha ladka usko pasand thi magic car fir usne magic se banayi ek nayi car car ka naam tha black current matlab choclate par rakha tha fir black hui white fir white fir black fir gori fir kali fir sab ke sath uthna baithna band ho gya fir kya tha wo yehi rahi aur kali rat ko usne ek witch dekhi jiska naam tha vishkanya jise aj ki rate me kehte hai ek gulabi hoto ki dasta.,silk suni hogi,sab ne dekhi hogi ,par kisi ne black current taste kiya fir kaise hua for kaise kya kiya fir kya hua suno ,black current kaisi gualbi si huyi sochi kya hoga ,aga choclate bhi gulabi hui,means love couples ,aisa kya tha, sab janna,sab janna rha ki kasie ayi ye black current market ,me dhere dhere pink,gualbi hui to bhaiya cholclate factory band,sab khud hi zimmedar,bhaiya g ladkiya gulabi lipstick lagai thi hai,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,isliye bacccccho savdhan keedhe lag jate hai lipstick se,bas shuru ye hi kahani,age kya tha wo kanya fir gayi lipstick lene,fir kya ,sab use use karne lage ,akhir me mazenta,fir yellow,dheere dheere mix hoke pink,sab me socha ki kaisa ye pink bane ,asal me choclate factory band karvana chah rhe the πŸ™

Moral:Ek tha vivek ek the Saurabh ek tha sharukh aur ek tha shoeb,sab nasht ho gaye ,us gulabi vishkanya se,wo experiment karne lage ant me wo sab jal kar raakh ho gayeπŸ™

Girl in red(❀️)

Ek thi angel si dikhne wali ladki jiska naam tha angeliena jolie fir usko ek ladka pasand aya uska naam tha Saurabh sab use dekhne lage aur kehne lage ki kaise us ladki ko wash me kiya jaye aur use hamesa ke liye ghumaya jaye aisa dekh sab heran huye aur sath me sab ne use use kiya aur use krte huye wo aisi star Banu ki sab heran ho gye aur wo heran thi ki kaise mai chup rhun aur kaise mai khana khaon kyun ki sab use dekhte rhe kyunki wo rajkumari jaisi dikhti thi bas ye thi kahani pahadi wali ki ,matlab sab stars whi jate hai wishes mangne ab tak ,jai mata di,ab suno wo ladka wash me ho gya uske ulta jahan bhi jata bas wo hi dikhti,har jagah bas wo hi wo ,bas pahadi si jagah wo chupa rehta jise aj registaan kehte hai ,wha ka muje nhi pta kon sa ,means aliens wgarah ,jahan sach me aliens hai ,aisi soch hai wha ke logo ki aur bacho me dar,isliye hamare yaha bhagwan hai aise me ,yad ho story pk,ab ant tha ,story ka fir shuru kahani ,the end hi samjo,wo ladka Saurabh india se ye hi wish mang ke aya tha aur wo bhi whi se aisi hi wish mang ke ayi ,aur dono mile aur shadi kar liπŸ™

Moral:The end the end bas ye hi happy ending age se kuch happy ending nhi ye hi moral hai ,easy story haiπŸ™

Ek thi chudailπŸ™

Ek thi daayan uska naam tha somya wo subah uthti aur bada kuch krna chahti fir aisa hua use kuch yad aya ki kaise pari lok me jayen aur jate waqt sab ko acha khana khilalye bas sab shant the sab acha sochte the bas ek chiz thi sab me wo kaise bas ye dekhkar sapne me roz uthti aur sochti thi shi me aisa hua to mai ye sab kaam chod ek achi naukrani si ban jaongi wha lekin jaya kaise jaye bas ant me naukrani pahuch gayi wha aur kha ki kaise naukar ke sath wha baithun aur us sali chudail ke sath khana khaon lekin wo sab se hoshiyar thi sab me dar sa baitha tha ki kaise us chudail se jan bache par sab ye chahte the ki kaise sab wha jaye wo pariyon ke sath rahen aur pari lok ki kahani sunayi yha wapas akar bas ye sab dekh fir heran hui wo waha ki naukrani aur heran rehkar sab ne khana khilaya aur khana khilane ke bad sab use chudail ki dhristi se dekhne lage bad me usne bataya mai usi pari lok se ayi hun aur yha ka vyanjan sabse shandar hai na ki wha ka jahan ki mai hu sab ye soch kar heran ho gaye aur sab ne ek bat boli sach me pariyan hoti hai ,ye sab sun wo heran hui aur boli sach me yaha chudailen(Dayan) hoti hai bas sab shant thi aur sab heran si thi wo uthi aur khane ki plate saaf karni lagi aur sab bahar chale gaye the end.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Moral:Hum sab ek hai na ki caste aur religion sab ek hai ,sab me ek hi khun hai sab ek hi ke malik hai chaiye to doctors se puch lo wo hi pasina wo hi hath wo hi hathodi πŸ™